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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

Incredible

sometwine:

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I’ve had a really huge crush on Harrison Ford lately.

sometwine:

hot ass dudes → harrison ford

I’ve had a really huge crush on Harrison Ford lately.

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.